Thursday, 7 May 2015


Everything is old like a stale piece of bread filled with green creepy bacteria

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Funny mummy #1

She was watching some show...

M : what's protein in Chinese?  白痴?
L : huh?
M : protein...what chi?
L: 蛋白质
M : 白痴?
L : not 白痴 la...蛋白质...
M : ohhhhh


Wednesday, 22 April 2015

Crappy boss #4

A : U need to take selfie ah?

D : ya

A : I help u take? (Picture of toy)

D : don't need la

A : u go to the back and use it as a background and take la...

D : any requirements?

A : don't have. But u need the background with the lines with the height...then u need to hold a piece of paper. Don't need the striped clothes la...

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Crappy boss #3

C - ask u ah

A - 1 question $10

C - I got 3 toys here (kidnapped his toys earlier)

A - they are not toys

C - they are toys! Soft toys

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

Crappy boss #2

A: Got downgraded to sofa...

A: Next move would be to Chinatown bridge

B: u move to Chinatown bridge, I move to London Bridge

A: u sure u want to move to London Bridge?  I been telling my baby that it's falling down

B: then move to tower bridge lor

A: anyone want to volunteer to go Woodbridge ?

C: no thanks. U can go la

A: I know my name got 2 wood la...

B: u go la, then we will visit u

A: can visit..just don't bring beer. Can bring ice cream chocolate 7-up  and canned fruits

C: I bring u chestnut, dragon fruits and mango

A: then don't come

C: I bring u seohyun poster too la

C: and also the care bears from ur table

B: his table got care bear meh?

A: told u yesterday can claim for glasses leh

Thursday, 9 April 2015

Crappy boss #1

Banana got disease...then it's a big issue!!

The price of pajamas would go up.
The demand of pajamas would go down.

Especially the striped pajamas with collar.
Blue and white strip...

All pajamas would be ok, just that particular one would be affected

Friday, 3 April 2015

Interesting question #1

If you eat 1 kg of food and weigh yourself straight away, do you get 1 kg heavier?